Morning Rant!

Hey guys! I'm sooooo sorry! I know I have been m.i.a., but honestly nothing interesting has happened lately on the train and I've just been crazy busy! But I have an announcement...This blog will cease to exist after this weekend. I am starting a NEW blog based on my everyday life period, not just subway angst! Hopefully you guys will follow me over to that one as well. I will definitely post much more as more reg everyday ish happens than what I experience on the subway! I'm back in the studio writing and recording, back on the night life scene AND I'll be leaving to go to Germany in a few weeks (woo hoo!) so I'll have lots to share with those of you who actually care! (and dat betta be all of ya'll!) So stay tuned, I will post my new blogs address b4 the weekend is out!

Now for my morning Subway gurl rant...ok! WTF! WHY? WHY is it that the crazies and funkies always find ME on the damn train and want to stand or sit next to or talk to me?!? Seriously! I'm starting to think they can pick up on my half craziness cuz I just don't get it! Anyhoo...This morning I was late, so I had to stand AAAALL the way to midtown from the first stop in BK! Quasimodo's funky cousin gets on and wants to stand next to me! So I had to endure funk for most of my trip! GRRRR! Like Why? HOW? How do u smell and its not even 9am? That means yo azz didn't WASH yo azz this morning! Then he finally gets off and I'm relieved UNTIL...this guy gets on and takes Quasi's spot in front of me and he has a shit load of dandruff in his hair (well, what was left of his hair), and trickling all down the back of his BLACK coat! EWWWW! So I'm standing there reading my paper, but I can't even concentrate anymore because I'm tryna make sure no flakes fall on me or my paper! Every time the train jerks< I jump! smh...finally he gets a seat and sits down. But then i start to get that light headed, dizzy feeling I sometimes get when I'm on a crowded train and I have on too many layers. Thankfully a seat opens up so before I pass out, I go sit down...next to snowflake head! Smh...thank goodness I was only three stops away from my stop! But of course before i was safely off the train snowflake yawns and the my nose hairs just BURN! I just can't anymore! I ABHOR the subway! Seriously! I can't wait until I at least move closer to the city so I don't have to ride for so long! Or until I make it big and buy myself a damn car...with a driver to drive me around! Cuz my road rage is a whoooole other ball game! Nonetheless, I made it to work safe and sound so I guess that's whats most important!

TGIF!
Subway Gurl