Morning commute cuties

Ok! Soooo, I lied! Not aaaaall my posts will be crime stoppin, trouble makin antics. There's some juicy thangs that go on as well. For instance, I have 3, count 'em THREE cuties who have been checkin me out (and maaaaybe vice versa).

Cutie # 1 - Not bad lookin, always wears a nice suit, seems a little bit older than me, maybe mid 30's...but PAUSE! I spotted a wedding ring ya'll! So technically he shouldn't even be mentioned at all! Nooo, he's never made a move or anything, but I can tell he's attracted to me (and I can't blame him! Eh he! lol!). There's just always that awkward "lets not make eye contact cuz we know its wrong but I'm watching you" thang goin on. But unh unh ladies! NOT cool! We don't do those! Karma is a bitch and she will come after you once you've decided to settle ya hot tail down and get married yourself. Matter of fact, RE-WIND! There are two, count 'em, TWO morning commute cuties who've been checkin me out! lol!

So anyway, NEW cutie #1...he's aiiiight. I used to see him watching me when I'd take the train with my now EX "possible boyfriend who was never able to drop the 'possible' part". I guess he noticed that that situation probably ended, so he recently approached me. He caught me completely off guard. I wasn't very welcoming, and kinda kept it moving with a fake smile and quick "good morning to you to" (or whatever he mumbled to me), so I doubt he'll be trying again. Why I did that u ask? Well, the truth is he had an accent, and not to offend anyone but certain accents just turn me off. And noooo! I wont say which ones! I don't need to be reported for discrimination my second post in! :-/

Great, so back to the cuties! Soooo, this morning the weather was nice, so I made sure I looked cute JUST in case I saw any of them, or hell, a potential NEW candidate. To my surprise, cutie #2 got on the train one stop after mine. He must have been watching me as my head was down reading the paper, waiting for the perfect moment to seduce me, because as soon as I looked up we caught each others eye and held the gaze for a moment...but then I looked away. (Fella's if your reading this, THAT is a BAD CHIC's way of saying "Yes! I'm interested too"! Pay attention or you'll miss your shot, 'cause she probably wont look at you again so until riiight before you get off!)

So yea, he had on a nice lavender button down with a coordinating tie, niiiiice build (Yes ladies, the back and chest? yummmmy! Real strong, like his native name was Mustafa! Oooooh! lol!), nice slacks but I didn't get to peep the bulge because again, I had to look away before he got too hype or I looked too desperate. And NO ring! (Aoooow!) Ok now, MUAY importante! THE SHOES! Ladies, you know we were always taught to check out a 'potentials' shoes because if they're beat, his azz ain't walkin no where important! Well the shoe itself was nice, BUT the leather looked a lil thirsty. I'll consider letting it slide (AFTER I peep the bulge of course! teehee!) 'cause that may just be a sign of a single man in desperate need of a woman to buy him some shoe polish. I got chu boo!

So in a nut shell (after I've already typed a whole detailed book), we basically spent the whooole train ride trying to act like we weren't watching each other. You know, sneaking peeks in each others direction but playing it off by looking at the subway ads. I'd definitely be open to talking to him but how would I go about it? I absolutely HATE to be "bagged" on the train while everyone's watching, and it seems I have bad luck when I approach a guy first...not to mention, he reminds me of an ex from back in the day (and that did NOT end well). So what's a gurl to do? (By the way I AM accepting suggestions in the comment box below. Thanx!) Ah well, guess I'll just keep looking out for the bulge...ugh, I mean cutie numero dos & maybe one day SOON he'll muster up the nerve to holla at me. As for cutie #1...eh, I think I'll pass. Until next time!

S.G.
Over and out!