I always share my craaaazy subway stories, or should I say confrontations, with my facebook friends, and these stories tend to get the most feedback and "lol's", so someone suggested I start a blog. So, here I am!
Ok, so I'm sure you're wondering where the "subway gurl" moniker stems from. Well, I was crowned "S.G." by some of my friends due to my super hero antics when riding the subways of NYC. See the thing is, I can't help but to genuinely care if I see a pervert eying young unsuspecting teens or even having the nerve to grope themselves in public without saying and/or doing something about it. Not on my watch perv! S.G. lesson #1: ANYthing can be used as a weapon! (no, seriously!) Lol! I always have an umbrella, sharpened pencil, or stun gun handy (just kidding about the stun gun but OH! how I wish!).
Then you have your occasional wide hipper who decides they want to squeeze into the seat next to me and think that I wont say anything!? HMMPH! Guess again mutha effaaaah! Yes, we all can't be a size zero, (nor would I ever want to be), but no matter what your size, you know if you can fit or not! So why shimmy your way into a spot that is too small and make everyone else sitting down suffer!? Well! That's usually where iiiii come in and say something!
Yea, I know! One of these days someone will probably give me a run for my money, but until then Subway Gurl lives on! And now I have a place where I can REALLY vent w/o character restrictions! lol!
So hopefully you all will find humor or genuine interests in these diary entries. If so, please comment or at least rate a reaction at the bottom of my posts so that I can get an idea of whether or not I should quit my day job! Thanx in advance!
Muah!
xoxoxo
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