S.G's top 10 train ride pet peeves!

Waddup everyone! Unfortunately nothing interesting has happened on the train within the last week (which is why I'm currently working on my main blog and why you shouldn't be expecting daily posts on this one! Sawwy!), so I decided to just share some of the ish that irks me (and probaly a lot of you guys) when I'm riding on the subway. Now they're not specifically in any kind of order, just know that I don't like any of this ish so if u see me DON"T DO IT!

1. Funk in the AM - WHY? no seriously! Why? you should have just left your house, which means u should have just washed your ass! So again, WHY? I could understand if its after five and you've been working all day, maybe had to run some errands for your boss or whatever. But you should not have B.O. at eight in the morning! Stank ass!

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Subway Gurl on the road

Over the weekend I took the bus down to Charlotte to visit my sisters and new niece. YES! I took the BUS to Charlotte! The ride actually wasn't that bad AND it was cheap! $60 round trip! Saved me a lot of muulah by not having to ship huge boxes to my sis for the baby! If ya'll ain't know about da Chinese buses, ya'll betta get up on it. Holleeeeeeer!

So, for those of you who unfortunately have to ride public transportation, like myself, you know that a bus ride can be just as bad if not WORSE than the train. Especially a loooong bus ride. Well, the journey down south was cool. My besty came along with me and we were prepared with sammiches, snacks and a big bottle of Moscato. So TRUST me we were good. Lots of giggling and silliness ensued.

We had a great time in North Cakalacky, but unfortunately our ride back up top had a lil drama.

'Hot Air Balloon Ride & Champagne Toast'

Being the super duper nice adventurous super hero I am, I've decided to start sharing some of the fun activities I like to or WOULD like to experience. So here's the first of many installments!

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S.G.

'Hot Air Balloon Ride & Champagne Toast'

Morning commute cuties

Ok! Soooo, I lied! Not aaaaall my posts will be crime stoppin, trouble makin antics. There's some juicy thangs that go on as well. For instance, I have 3, count 'em THREE cuties who have been checkin me out (and maaaaybe vice versa).

Cutie # 1 - Not bad lookin, always wears a nice suit, seems a little bit older than me, maybe mid 30's...but PAUSE! I spotted a wedding ring ya'll! So technically he shouldn't even be mentioned at all! Nooo, he's never made a move or anything, but I can tell he's attracted to me (and I can't blame him! Eh he! lol!). There's just always that awkward "lets not make eye contact cuz we know its wrong but I'm watching you" thang goin on. But unh unh ladies! NOT cool! We don't do those! Karma is a bitch and she will come after you once you've decided to settle ya hot tail down and get married yourself. Matter of fact, RE-WIND! There are two, count 'em, TWO morning commute cuties who've been checkin me out! lol!

Intro to S.G. - (cue theme music)

I always share my craaaazy subway stories, or should I say confrontations, with my facebook friends, and these stories tend to get the most feedback and "lol's", so someone suggested I start a blog. So, here I am!

Ok, so I'm sure you're wondering where the "subway gurl" moniker stems from. Well, I was crowned "S.G." by some of my friends due to my super hero antics when riding the subways of NYC. See the thing is, I can't help but to genuinely care if I see a pervert eying young unsuspecting teens or even having the nerve to grope themselves in public without saying and/or doing something about it. Not on my watch perv! S.G. lesson #1: ANYthing can be used as a weapon! (no, seriously!) Lol! I always have an umbrella, sharpened pencil, or stun gun handy (just kidding about the stun gun but OH! how I wish!).