ATTENTION!!!!! ATTENTION!!!!! NEW BLOG NOW ACTIVE!!!!

Subway gurl was fun while it lasted but it's time to get serious about my career once and for all so my new blog will consist of my day to day happenings (subway horror stories included) as well as my music and modeling endeavors! I want to thank a11 eleven of you who followed this blog (ROFLMAO) and I hope you guys will follow me over to my new blog! The link is below! Love you guys!

A Day in the life of VJ!

Morning Rant!

Hey guys! I'm sooooo sorry! I know I have been m.i.a., but honestly nothing interesting has happened lately on the train and I've just been crazy busy! But I have an announcement...This blog will cease to exist after this weekend. I am starting a NEW blog based on my everyday life period, not just subway angst! Hopefully you guys will follow me over to that one as well. I will definitely post much more as more reg everyday ish happens than what I experience on the subway! I'm back in the studio writing and recording, back on the night life scene AND I'll be leaving to go to Germany in a few weeks (woo hoo!) so I'll have lots to share with those of you who actually care! (and dat betta be all of ya'll!) So stay tuned, I will post my new blogs address b4 the weekend is out!

Now for my morning Subway gurl rant...ok! WTF! WHY? WHY is it that the crazies and funkies always find ME on the damn train and want to stand or sit next to or talk to me?!? Seriously! I'm starting to think they can pick up on my half craziness cuz I just don't get it!

What the...? REALLY? Really dude?...smh

Hey people! What's good!? Yea yea yea, I know I've been missing in action but that's because nothing interesting has happened during my commute in a while...until today! Lawdy Jeezus! Ok, why? Tell me why did Luther Vandross & Gerald Leverts love child stand smack dab directly in front of me this morning!? Now as you may know I LOVE music, more than words could ever express so I get it! But if your listening to your ipod and ya gonna be dancing and performing in front of people, at least be good at it!

So I guess Luther Levert was listening to Tupac or some old school naughty by nature at first, becuase he was doing the whole hard core

CUZ I'M FROM NEEEEEW YOOORK!

Thought, I'd share this since I'm from the NY and most of ya'll can relate.

Only those who grew up in New York will understand the meaning of this:

THERE IS NO NORTH AND SOUTH.

IT'S 'UPTOWN' OR 'DOWNTOWN'.

AND EAST OR WEST IS 'CROSS-TOWN'.

YOU RIDE IN A SUBWAY CAR WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING JUST BECAUSE THERE ARE SEATS AVAILABLE.

Something's gotta give maaan!

Hey people! I know you guys probably thought I abandoned you, maybe got caught up dating spiderman or somethin...but no! I'm still around, just haven't had anything interesting happening lately (and I was sick last week. But I did say this wouldn't be a daily blog anyway! See! Ya'll don't listen! Smh.)

Nonetheless, I'm back! And pissed the hell off! Firstly because, as I'm sure you all have heard, the mutha effin MTA bigwigs are really tryna raise the fare again! Like are they serious? Forget foreign terrorist, they must be itchin for a born and raised New Yorker to blow up the damn train systems! [Sidebar: internet watchdogs...I'm JUST JOKING! Please do not surprise attack me and push me to the ground as I'm exiting the train! I do not have ANYthing explosive on my person!]

Nothing new...

Hey peoples! Sorry I haven't been posting too often lately, but honestly nothing interesting has happened as of late. The irony right? I start a blog about the mess I endure and then it dies down! Smh...anywho, I am sad to say that I haven't seen ANY of my morning commute cuties lately! Grrr! Like wth? Let me find out they cyber stalked me somehow and saw that I was talking ish about them and now they're dodging me! It's either that or the fact that I've been either late or early the past few weeks so I haven't been on my regular train. Guess I will keep you posted on any new sightings.

Oh, and did you guys hear that they are REALLY tryna charge a $1 tax on metrocards!?!? The MTA must really want a beat down! I ain't havin it! I say we all boycott or strike or something! Who's with me!...Hello? anybody out there?! Fine! Screw you all! Next time a wide hipper plops down next to you, don't look at me to save you! :-/

S.G.

over and out!

S.G's top 10 train ride pet peeves!

Waddup everyone! Unfortunately nothing interesting has happened on the train within the last week (which is why I'm currently working on my main blog and why you shouldn't be expecting daily posts on this one! Sawwy!), so I decided to just share some of the ish that irks me (and probaly a lot of you guys) when I'm riding on the subway. Now they're not specifically in any kind of order, just know that I don't like any of this ish so if u see me DON"T DO IT!

1. Funk in the AM - WHY? no seriously! Why? you should have just left your house, which means u should have just washed your ass! So again, WHY? I could understand if its after five and you've been working all day, maybe had to run some errands for your boss or whatever. But you should not have B.O. at eight in the morning! Stank ass!

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Subway Gurl on the road

Over the weekend I took the bus down to Charlotte to visit my sisters and new niece. YES! I took the BUS to Charlotte! The ride actually wasn't that bad AND it was cheap! $60 round trip! Saved me a lot of muulah by not having to ship huge boxes to my sis for the baby! If ya'll ain't know about da Chinese buses, ya'll betta get up on it. Holleeeeeeer!

So, for those of you who unfortunately have to ride public transportation, like myself, you know that a bus ride can be just as bad if not WORSE than the train. Especially a loooong bus ride. Well, the journey down south was cool. My besty came along with me and we were prepared with sammiches, snacks and a big bottle of Moscato. So TRUST me we were good. Lots of giggling and silliness ensued.

We had a great time in North Cakalacky, but unfortunately our ride back up top had a lil drama.

'Hot Air Balloon Ride & Champagne Toast'

Being the super duper nice adventurous super hero I am, I've decided to start sharing some of the fun activities I like to or WOULD like to experience. So here's the first of many installments!

Fellas, this is a romantic, and UNIQUE date idea your current object of affection will never forget. What better way to get to know someone & share your dreams and future ambitions than floating up amongst the clouds, while sippin champagne. It's a welcomed departure from the corny , played out 'dinner and a movie' thang. Might even score you some first date booty (depending on how many glasses of champagne you get her to throw back.) Lol! Just click the link below! Take advantage people! Take advantage! Oh, and you're very welcome! ;-)

S.G.

'Hot Air Balloon Ride & Champagne Toast'

Morning commute cuties

Ok! Soooo, I lied! Not aaaaall my posts will be crime stoppin, trouble makin antics. There's some juicy thangs that go on as well. For instance, I have 3, count 'em THREE cuties who have been checkin me out (and maaaaybe vice versa).

Cutie # 1 - Not bad lookin, always wears a nice suit, seems a little bit older than me, maybe mid 30's...but PAUSE! I spotted a wedding ring ya'll! So technically he shouldn't even be mentioned at all! Nooo, he's never made a move or anything, but I can tell he's attracted to me (and I can't blame him! Eh he! lol!). There's just always that awkward "lets not make eye contact cuz we know its wrong but I'm watching you" thang goin on. But unh unh ladies! NOT cool! We don't do those! Karma is a bitch and she will come after you once you've decided to settle ya hot tail down and get married yourself. Matter of fact, RE-WIND! There are two, count 'em, TWO morning commute cuties who've been checkin me out! lol!

Intro to S.G. - (cue theme music)

I always share my craaaazy subway stories, or should I say confrontations, with my facebook friends, and these stories tend to get the most feedback and "lol's", so someone suggested I start a blog. So, here I am!

Ok, so I'm sure you're wondering where the "subway gurl" moniker stems from. Well, I was crowned "S.G." by some of my friends due to my super hero antics when riding the subways of NYC. See the thing is, I can't help but to genuinely care if I see a pervert eying young unsuspecting teens or even having the nerve to grope themselves in public without saying and/or doing something about it. Not on my watch perv! S.G. lesson #1: ANYthing can be used as a weapon! (no, seriously!) Lol! I always have an umbrella, sharpened pencil, or stun gun handy (just kidding about the stun gun but OH! how I wish!).